FASHIONETTE QUERY # 205

FASHIONETTE QUERY 205:
I just picked up my summer photos from Costco. And my GAWD, my play cousin was right, the back of my legs are starting look like the rind of a tangelo.  I CAN NOT afford to go to Tysons for lipo this year or next.  HELP!


SIMONE BUTTERFLY:
First things first, doll.  Be sure to reset your body image by watching at least 3 Bond movies featuring Sean Connery.  Believe it or not, there was a time when even women with cellulite could be cast as a femme fatale.  Next, purchase some WELEDA BIRCH CELLULITE OIL and combine with the cupping system from LURE ESSENTIALS.  Finally, rub down your legs with BLISS  FAT GIRL SLIM caffeine cream.  Read all about Dr. Oz’ review of using caffeine to reduce cellulite.  Good Luck and God’s Speed, darling.