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September 12th, 2026

9/12/2026

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LABOR LESS IN NORTHEAST

9/7/2026

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YHD,
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Did you notice the postmark on today’s missive? It’s true I traveled from under my strawberry duvet to the backyard for Labor Day. No, I’m not depressed. I’m just being strategic. A C-note saved is a C-note earned.

And honestly, since i’m not actually trying to get my hair wet, what’s really the difference between my inflatable pool and the Gaylord? You guessed correctly: about $400 a night. 

I’ve got everything I need in Northeast - an open bar, room service (a la Uber Eats) and a podcast playlist full of gossip, history and art. My newest discovery- Our Ancestors Were Messy - Season 1, Eps. 4 & 5 recounts the contract dispute between Zora Neale Hurston and Langston Hughes - apparently, partnership agreements between friends were a necessity even back in 1927. It’s nice to know that I.P. law is still relevant today. 
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XOXO,
Simone


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Pop. Fizz. Burn the Car Note.

5/25/2026

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Darling,

I stopped seeking solace in airport waiting rooms about a year ago. But I’m done sheltering in place. May marks the end of an era. To celebrate, I’m hosting a “Burn the  Car Note” party in PG County. Why? Because that’s as far as $30 worth of gas gets a DC doll these days. To my delight, just 11 miles from Beachtree, I found a darling bed-and-breakfast [Well Spring Manor & Spa] that opened last week. The owner clearly understood the assignment: a nearby refuge with affordable spa packages and an artist colony vibe.  

See? We’re already great.  
xox Simone


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