FLOOD WATER EVERYWHERE AND NOT A DROP TO DRINK

The water is very warm and comes just over the ankle of my floral Betsey Johnson rubber boots.  The mop I am wielding is useless against the multiple flood alerts throughout the DMV.  Glamour along with true blue comrades are hard to find these days.  Me-thinks a change of scenery and a (hard) line of credit is needed ASAP.
 
Query:  Where does a diva of a doll find a home with running water for 2 hours at a time?
 
Answer: Home is where the DESIGN CENTER DREAM HOUSE is!