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V-DAY PREP BEGINS TODAY

1/19/2023

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​On January 2, 2023, I began mentally preparing for V-Day.  And by preparing, I mean I memorized a new mantra to be recited thrice daily, “Forewarned is Forearmed.” 

I assure you that this level of cynicism is more nurture than nature and takes at least 3 consecutive valentine day debacles to perfect.

It began the year the Vulcan disappeared for the day only to text a photo of himself in a CVS holding my V-card at 10:25pm. It ended the time he invited me to a resort with his sister (who was really his ex). My meltdown, recorded by the hotel CCTV was a daytime Emmy worthy performance.

Cupid would not catch me slipping again. 🤷🏾‍♀️💔​👊🏾 #justsaying
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